U.S.S. Trainwreck

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U.S.S. Orchid
Dale Barbara Captain	Richard Alpert First Officer	Riff Raffit Chief Medical Officer
Jack Harkness Chief Engineer	Bucky Barnes Chief of Security	Jet Link Helmsmen
Johnny Rayflo Comms Officer	Locke Cole Navigator	Baron Science Officer
Toboe Ship-Kid	Sirius Black Bartender	Amelia Novak Ship Counselor

These are the adventures of the U.S.S. Orchid, their ongoing mission: to not fuck up space too bad wherever they go.